Famous Last Words...

[I love this!]

** It's fireproof.
** He's probably just hibernating.
** What does this button do?
** It's probably just a rash.
** Are you sure the power is off?
** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
** Pull the pin and count to what?
** Which wire was I supposed to cut?
** I wonder where the mother bear is.
** I've seen this done on TV.
** These are the good kind of mushrooms.
** I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
** Let it down slowly.
** It's strong enough for both of us.
** This doesn't taste right.
** I can make this light before it changes.
** Nice doggie.
** I can do that with my eyes closed.
** I've done this before.
** What duck?
** Well, we've made it this far.
** That's odd.
** Don't be so superstitious.
** Now watch this.